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We all know how difficult a first date can be: both of you are nervous, worried and keen to impress. We also know how those nerves can play havoc with your waterworks (or worse) and require a trip to the bathroom. And that's how many a date is ruined: "he was hot but skipped off for a poo straight away" or "she was really nice, but she was never out of the little girls' room". Well worry no more, for How to Poo on a Date gives you all the information you need to survive any romantic toilet-related problem...

About the Author

Enzo is a fun-loving guy who works for a major multinational company. He cannot reveal his real name in case his art suffers and his relentless pursuit of pleasure at work (and elsewhere) is affected. Mats is a man who has worked in companies around the world so he knows his way around an executive washroom, boardroom and even bedroom.