About the Author

We are the authors of this can, along with b&m!, but there is also a fake food company that we've created behind the product: Nature's Emissions. According to the can's copy: 'At Nature's Emissions, we pride ourselves on being the leading name in quality flatulence. We carefully select only the ripest, juiciest odors and hand-brew them in small batches for that fresh fart flavor every time. For added aroma, serve with a generous helping of beans, onions, prunes, or any fiber.'