Introduction * The Golden Rules * Key to diagrams * Problems on the Way There * Problems on the Spot * Problems at Exit.
The Golden Rules * Key to diagrams Part 1: Problems on the Way There Stuck in a meeting * Run into your boss * No break * Cleaning lady in the way * Ill * Caught short * Restroom next to office gossip * Boss enters same time * Meeting imminent * Colleague follows * Business trip abroad * Teleconference * Repeat visits. Part 2: Problems on the Spot Restroom smells * Urinals only * One stall for 50 people * Flush broken * Toilet overflow * Seat broken * Person you have crush on is in queue * Toilet paper rolls out * Door won't shut * Boss in next stall * Shoes stay visible * No toilet brush * No Paper * No seat * No hanger * Not enough paper * Colleagues arrive * All stalls full * Phone keeps ringing * Company installs eco-toilets * Phone falls in bowl * Squat toilets * Somebody knocks on door * Someone waiting for you * Sophisticated toilet system * Odours * Noise * You break the seat.
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