About the Author

Robb Pearlman is the author of more than thirty books for adults and kids, including I Adulted!, TVUSA, and What Would Skeletor Do?.Jason Kayser is the illustrator of many books for adults and kids, including Dancing with Jesus.

Reviews

This touch-and-feel book for grown-ups offers an antidote to the scourge of 2020. With six touch-and-feel (or smell!) elements that punctuate simple illustrations, this hilarious novelty book provides today's adults-on-the-verge different tactile, visual, or smelly ways to calm down. From a neurotic New York businessperson to a harried soccer parent to anyone who watches the news, Pet This F*cking Puppy will make people smile long enough to feel a little better. --Publisher Weekly Holiday Gift Guide 2020